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@alyankovic: I certainly don’t wish him any harm, but if Abe Vigoda is ever gored to death by a wild rhinoceros, I’ve got a GREAT tweet for that.


@alyankovic: I’ll know it’s time to go back on the road when I finally run out of those mini hotel soaps.


@alyankovic: I think televised golf would be more fun to watch if they had color commentary by that Hindenburg announcer guy.


@alyankovic: Sure, my neighbors can leave their Christmas lights up all year, yet they complain about me setting off fireworks every night. Sheesh!


@alyankovic: Spielberg totally blew it – instead of War Horse, he should’ve just done Saving Private Ryan: The Squeakquel.

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